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Here’s a turtley fun turtle song for you!
TURTLE PUN SONG
Chorus
Turtle puns, we’re in no rush,
Life in the slow lane, no need to gush.
Shell-larious laughs in the midday sun,
Turtle puns, we’re just here for fun!
Verse 1
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What is a Sea Turtle’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What happens when you fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
You get shell-shocked.
Chorus
Turtle puns, we’re in no rush,
Life in the slow lane, no need to gush.
Shell-larious laughs in the midday sun,
Turtle puns, we’re just here for fun!
Verse 2
What do you call a turtle that poops a lot?
A Turd-tle.
What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
Shell-arious ones!
What do you get when turtles collide?
A turtle disaster!!!
What does a turtle do on it’s birthday?
It shell-ebrates!
Chorus
Turtle puns, we’re in no rush,
Life in the slow lane, no need to gush.
Shell-larious laughs in the midday sun,
Turtle puns, we’re just here for fun!
Verse 3
What kind of photos does a turtle take?
Shell-fees.
What do you call a turtle with 6 feet?
A 6-foot turtle.
What do you call a flying turtle?
Turtle-ly awesome dude.
What type of turtles are easiest to spot?
See turtles.
Chorus
Turtle puns, we’re in no rush,
Life in the slow lane, no need to gush.
Shell-larious laughs in the midday sun,
Turtle puns, we’re just here for fun!
Repeat Chorus
