TURTLE PUNS SONG
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Turtle puns, we’re in no rush,
Life in the slow lane, no need to gush.
Shell-larious laughs in the midday sun,
Turtle puns, we’re just here for fun!
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What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
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What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
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What is a Sea Turtle’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happens when you fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
You get shell-shocked.
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80+ Turtle Puns And Jokes That Are Turtley Awesome
We’re diving into the wacky world of turtle puns – where humor moves at a leisurely pace but hits like a snapping turtle! Did you know turtles have been around for over 200 million years? That’s right – they’ve been cracking jokes since the Jurassic period! And speaking of cracking, these shelled comedians can live up to 150 years, which gives them plenty of time to come up with some… 80+ Turtle Puns And Jokes That Are Turtley AwesomeRead more
