SOAP PUN SONG
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Soap puns, soap puns, can’t rinse ’em away,
They’re foamy, they’re bubbly, they’re here to stay!
Soap puns, soap puns, suds in the brain,
Rinse, repeat, and do it again!
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What do you call clean music?
A soap opera.
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Who stole the soap from the bathtub?
The robber ducky.
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How do soap bubble say goodbye?
See you lather!
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Why did the soap blush?
Because you were so dirty!