Tag: snail pun song

SNAIL PUN SONG
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Snailin’ through life with a go go go,
Every little step is pure slo-mo,
We don’t need speed, we’ve already won,
Just slide to the beat of a snail pun!
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How does a snail answer the phone?
Shello?
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Why don’t snails ever fight?
They always let things slide.
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A snail rode on a turtle’s back.
It said “Wheeeee!”
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What do snails do on their birthday?
They shell-ebrate.