SNAIL PUN SONG
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Snailin’ through life with a go go go,
Every little step is pure slo-mo,
We don’t need speed, we’ve already won,
Just slide to the beat of a snail pun!
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How does a snail answer the phone?
Shello?
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Why don’t snails ever fight?
They always let things slide.
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A snail rode on a turtle’s back.
It said “Wheeeee!”
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What do snails do on their birthday?
They shell-ebrate.
Tag: snail joke
Turbo Joe – A Song About A Not So Slow Snail
TURBO JOE
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There’s a snail named Turbo Joe,
Fastest shell you’ll ever know!
Zooms through dirt, no time to chill,
Always moving, never still.
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Turbo Joe he won’t go slo,
Fast or faster, no slo-mo,
Leaves a trail, watch him glow,
Zoomin’ fast, Go Turbo Joe!
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