SHEEP PUN SONG
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Sheep puns, we’re never baaad,
The wooliest laughs you’ve ever had!
Don’t run away, flock to the fun,
We’re grazing all day on sheep puns!
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What do you call an exploding sheep?
A baaaaaaamb. (ooooo)
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What do sheep use to measure something?
A wooler.
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How do sheep stay in touch?
They use ewww.mail! (you got mail)
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Why did the sheep start a band?
To make some serious baaaaass!
Tag: sheep song
Baaad To The Bone – A Fun Song About A Baaad Sheep
BAAAD TO THE BONE
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Woke up this mornin’, felt the wool on my back,
Mama said, “Follow the herd,” but I’m off the beaten track,
I’m grazin’ where I want, chewin’ on the grass,
While they play it safe, I’m breakin’ the glass!
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Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
I don’t follow the flock, I’m on my own,
Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
A renegade ram, I roam and roam!
