We’ve heard it being said, “You are what you eat”, basically meaning if you wanna be healthy then you’ve gotta eat healthy. Well, what if you wanna be punny? Then you gotta ingest and digest some puns! You’re lucky we’re here to help. So step in, foodies and pun lovers! If you think the kitchen is just for cooking, you’ve got a whisk coming. Here, we sprinkle in humor like… 165+ Cooking Puns And Jokes That Are Soy YummyRead more
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125+ Knee-Slapping Bass Guitar Puns And Jokes
A strong groovy bassline to kick a song off is better than most electric guitar intros. A hot take, we understand. But come on, from Queen’s Another One Bites The Dust, to Graham Central Station’s Hair…the bass starts and literally everyone’s instantly got a stank face on. Some fun facts for all the rhythm sections out there, Paul Tutmarc was the man who created the very first bass guitar in… 125+ Knee-Slapping Bass Guitar Puns And JokesRead more
125+ Teach-klish Teacher Puns And Jokes
Teachers are known for their wisdom, dedication, and, of course, their ability to sneak in some groan-worthy puns that leave us laughing – or rolling our eyes. Welcome to the world of teacher puns, where no subject is off-limits and every lesson comes with a side of laughter. Whether it’s the math teacher reminding us “you can always count on me,” or the English teacher who insists on making pun-ctuation… 125+ Teach-klish Teacher Puns And JokesRead more
95+ More Summer Puns And Jokes For Hot Laughs
Summer – the season of sunshine, beach days, and endless puns! When the temperature rises, so does the pun potential. Whether you’re lounging by the pool, flipping burgers on the grill, or basking in the heat, there’s no better time to dive into a sea of wordplay. Picture this: you’re sipping lemonade on a lazy afternoon, and your friend says, “Wow, you’re looking hot today!” Without missing a beat, you… 95+ More Summer Puns And Jokes For Hot LaughsRead more
165+ Vegetable Puns And Jokes To Fill You With Choy
Kale-llo there! Welcome to the garden of giggles , where the jokes are fresh, and the laughter is always organic! If you’re looking to add a little zest to your day, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve got a whole garden full of puns that are ripe for the picking. Don’t underestimate the pun potential of the word “veggie.” With just two syllables, it’s quick and snappy, like a… 165+ Vegetable Puns And Jokes To Fill You With ChoyRead more
160+ Disco Puns And Jokes You Can Boogie To
Occasionally, we’ll all get into some weird funk. You know what can get you out of it? Some funny disco puns and jokes that’ll have you laughing that bass off. A fun funky fact, the Bee Gees was the first music group to have a number one disco song on the charts with their hit song “You Should Be Dancing” in 1976. The soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever starring John… 160+ Disco Puns And Jokes You Can Boogie ToRead more
90+ Magic Puns And Jokes To Make The Blues Disappear
You don’t need laughing spell to make everyone think you’re funny. All you need is a collection of funny magical puns and jokes up your sleeve to do the trick! But before that, we’ve got a little bit of magic fun facts for you! Did you know, the cup and ball trick is said to be at least 2000 years old? Based on records, the trick where balls are hidden… 90+ Magic Puns And Jokes To Make The Blues DisappearRead more
90+ Nurse Puns And Jokes To Make You Pill Good
Did you know, that nurses walk around four to five miles in a twelve hour shift? Most people only walk an average of 3 miles a day – unless they walk marathons in their sleep too. Nursing is also one of the oldest professions, with records of nurses dating back to 300 A.D. in the Roman Empire’s city hospitals. Nursing as a profession then became more common in the middle… 90+ Nurse Puns And Jokes To Make You Pill GoodRead more
220+ Spice Puns And Jokes That Are Really Hot
Have you herb, that the first recorded use of spice date back to 3000 BC in ancient Sumeria? The Mesopotamian nation used spices for all sorts of things – to flavour food, to heal and to stay healthy, and even some religious rituals too. Close by, the ancient Egyptians were the first however, to grow and harvest spices on a large business -minded scale. Spices like cinnamon, pepper, ginger, and… 220+ Spice Puns And Jokes That Are Really HotRead more
115+ Weather Puns And Jokes To Brighten Your Day
If there’s anything we wish we could control, it’s the weather isn’t it? Don’t want to walk in sloshy shoes? Snap your fingers so the sun comes out. Don’t want to be hot and sweaty? A snap of your fingers and snow falls. As great as that would be, it’s impossible. Which is why puns and jokes are sure to cheer you up no matter the weather, and boy have… 115+ Weather Puns And Jokes To Brighten Your DayRead more
