NUMBER TWO GROOVE
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I’m at the club, feelin’ the beat,
Got Shiny shoes on my dancing feet.
Then it hits me, a rumble below,
Oh no, it’s time, I’ve gotta go!
Slide to the left, shuffle to the door,
This ain’t a dance move, I can’t ignore.
Sweatin like I’m under the disco light,
The call of nature no way to fight!
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Get down, get low, do the Number Two Groove,
When duty calls, you gotta move.
Shake it, don’t shart it, find the loo,
A funky rhythm only you can do!
Tag: poop song
Poop Pun Song – A Stinky Song With Poop Humor
POOP PUN SONG
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Poop, poop puns, we’re crackin’ them out all day,
Droppin’ laughs like bombs, in a stinky way,
Poop puns, can’t hold ‘em in, no way,
Flushin’ out the fun, let those poop puns spray!
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Why do people hate poop jokes?
Because they kinda stink.
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Why did the toilet paper stop in the middle of the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
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Why did the toilet cry?
She got dumped.
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What did one toilet bowl say to the other?
You looked flushed.
