NUMBER TWO GROOVE
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I’m at the club, feelin’ the beat,
Got Shiny shoes on my dancing feet.
Then it hits me, a rumble below,
Oh no, it’s time, I’ve gotta go!
Slide to the left, shuffle to the door,
This ain’t a dance move, I can’t ignore.
Sweatin like I’m under the disco light,
The call of nature no way to fight!
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Get down, get low, do the Number Two Groove,
When duty calls, you gotta move.
Shake it, don’t shart it, find the loo,
A funky rhythm only you can do!
Tag: poop pun
Poop Pun Song – A Stinky Song With Poop Humor
POOP PUN SONG
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Poop, poop puns, we’re crackin’ them out all day,
Droppin’ laughs like bombs, in a stinky way,
Poop puns, can’t hold ‘em in, no way,
Flushin’ out the fun, let those poop puns spray!
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Why do people hate poop jokes?
Because they kinda stink.
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Why did the toilet paper stop in the middle of the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
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Why did the toilet cry?
She got dumped.
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What did one toilet bowl say to the other?
You looked flushed.
175+ Poop Puns And Jokes That Are Stinking Funny
Poop. It’s a delightful relief when it comes out when it needs to, and it’s an awful pain in the you know where when it doesn’t. Poop comes in a delightful (or disgusting depending on your level of sense of humor) variety of smells, textures and shapes. It’s also the most powerful force in the world. Say what you want, when you hear The Call Of Poop, you OBEY. It… 175+ Poop Puns And Jokes That Are Stinking FunnyRead more
