Tag: poop joke song

POOP PUN SONG
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Poop, poop puns, we’re crackin’ them out all day,
Droppin’ laughs like bombs, in a stinky way,
Poop puns, can’t hold ‘em in, no way,
Flushin’ out the fun, let those poop puns spray!
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Why do people hate poop jokes?
Because they kinda stink.
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Why did the toilet paper stop in the middle of the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
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Why did the toilet cry?
She got dumped.
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What did one toilet bowl say to the other?
You looked flushed.