Tag: opossum joke

Today, we’re scrounging the world of possum puns! Most people consider opossums to be pests because they pick through garbage and are bitey. But the truth is they only bite out of self-defence. Which means naturally, they are non-aggressive and non-destructive. People also think they carry diseases, but unlike their trash panda raccoon buddies Opossums do not carry rabies! That is because their average body temperature is too low for… 70+ Opossum Puns and Jokes For “Awe-ssum” LaughsRead more