Tag: number two pun

NUMBER TWO GROOVE
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I’m at the club, feelin’ the beat,
Got Shiny shoes on my dancing feet.
Then it hits me, a rumble below,
Oh no, it’s time, I’ve gotta go!
Slide to the left, shuffle to the door,
This ain’t a dance move, I can’t ignore.
Sweatin like I’m under the disco light,
The call of nature no way to fight!
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Get down, get low, do the Number Two Groove,
When duty calls, you gotta move.
Shake it, don’t shart it, find the loo,
A funky rhythm only you can do!