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Soap Pun Song – A Bubbly Soap Pun And Joke Song

SOAP PUN SONG
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Soap puns, soap puns, can’t rinse ’em away,
They’re foamy, they’re bubbly, they’re here to stay!
Soap puns, soap puns, suds in the brain,
Rinse, repeat, and do it again!
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What do you call clean music?
A soap opera.
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Who stole the soap from the bathtub?
The robber ducky.
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How do soap bubble say goodbye?
See you lather!
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Why did the soap blush?
Because you were so dirty!

Turbo Joe – A Song About A Not So Slow Snail

TURBO JOE
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There’s a snail named Turbo Joe,
Fastest shell you’ll ever know!
Zooms through dirt, no time to chill,
Always moving, never still.
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Turbo Joe he won’t go slo,
Fast or faster, no slo-mo,
Leaves a trail, watch him glow,
Zoomin’ fast, Go Turbo Joe!

Turtle Pun Song – A Turtley Fun Pun Song

TURTLE PUNS SONG
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Turtle puns, we’re in no rush,
Life in the slow lane, no need to gush.
Shell-larious laughs in the midday sun,
Turtle puns, we’re just here for fun!
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What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
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What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
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What is a Sea Turtle’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happens when you fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
You get shell-shocked.

From My Head Tomatoes – A Ketchup Lover’s Song

FROM MY HEAD TOMA-TOES
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Rise and shine, I reach for the bottle,
Ketchup on eggs, that’s my breakfast model.
I don’t need no mustard, no mayo for me,
I’m a ketchup lover, it’s my destiny!
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I love ketchup from my head toma-toes,
I’ll be pourin’ it on, wherever I goes!
Hot dog, fries, burgers, too,
Ketchup’s the key to all that I do!

Avocado Pun Song – A Song With Avocado Puns And Jokes

AVOCADO PUN SONG
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Avocado, you are the pun I know,
We go together like pit and stone,
With you, I never feel alone,
You’re the tickle to my punny bone.
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What do you call an avocado in church?
Holy Guacamole!
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What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
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What did the avocado say to the duck?
Guac. Guac…
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What music do avocados like?
Guac And Roll!

NOFU – A Funny Anti Tofu Song

NOFU
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Tried it steamed, fried, baked, and grilled,
Promised me flavor, but it never fulfilled.
No matter the spice, no matter the sauce,
It’s a texture rebellion, I’m at a loss.
Soy, soy, oh boy, what a lie,
It’s a rubbery sponge, and I don’t know why.
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I’d rather have nofu than tofu,
No bland blocks ruining my stew.
I’ll take an empty plate, it’s true,
I’d rather have nofu than tofu.

Bee Pun Song – A Buzzy Song With Bee Puns And Jokes

BEE PUN SONG
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Bee puns, bee puns, buzzing all day!
Oozin with fun in a honey-sweet way.
Hive no doubt, we’re gonna have fun,
Life’s just buzzin with a good bee pun!
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Why do bees hum?
They always forget the words.
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Why did the bee get married?
He found his honey!!!
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What’s a bee’s favourite Shakespeare quote?
TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE
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What do you say to a prankster bee?
Quit pollen my leg.

Baaad To The Bone – A Fun Song About A Baaad Sheep

BAAAD TO THE BONE
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Woke up this mornin’, felt the wool on my back,
Mama said, “Follow the herd,” but I’m off the beaten track,
I’m grazin’ where I want, chewin’ on the grass,
While they play it safe, I’m breakin’ the glass!
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Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
I don’t follow the flock, I’m on my own,
Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
A renegade ram, I roam and roam!

Pineapple Pun Song – A Juicy Song With Pineapple Puns

SMELLS LIKE TEEN LAUNDRY
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Pineapple puns, the zest of the bunch,
Serving up smiles with a tangy crunch.
Crown on top, we’re feeling so fine,
Pineapple puns, they’ll always shine!
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Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice!
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Why did the pineapple giggle?
It was pricklish. (so ticklish)
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Why did the pineapple blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
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Why was the pineapple alone?
Because the banana split. (uh huh)