Tag: mollusc pun

Welcome, shell-ebrated readers, to the slimy world of escargot puns, where the humor is slow but well worth the wait! For those of you unfamiliar, escargot is just a fancy French term for snails on a plate. Yes, someone looked at a snail and thought, “Let’s garlic this bad boy up and see what happens.” Here’s a fun fact to start: snails can sleep for up to three years if… 100+ Escargot Puns and Jokes To Laughing Your “Esc” Off ToRead more