Today, we’re scrounging the world of possum puns! Most people consider opossums to be pests because they pick through garbage and are bitey. But the truth is they only bite out of self-defence. Which means naturally, they are non-aggressive and non-destructive. People also think they carry diseases, but unlike their trash panda raccoon buddies Opossums do not carry rabies! That is because their average body temperature is too low for… 70+ Opossum Puns and Jokes For “Awe-ssum” LaughsRead more
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60+ Wombat Puns And Jokes To Drive You Wom-batty With Laughter
Today we’ve got a great collection of puns and jokes about an animal from the land down under – the adorable, nocturnal, wombat! Wombats are my second favourite animal, after pygmy silky anteaters. Most of the younger generation know from adorable wombat memes that a wombat’s poop is cube shaped, but a lesser-known fact is that wombats use their fluffy little butts as their main defence! When they sense a… 60+ Wombat Puns And Jokes To Drive You Wom-batty With LaughterRead more