SHARK PUN SONG
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Shark puns… they’re jawsome fun,
For giggly laughs, they’re second to none.
So have some fin, or have some fun,
Let’s take a bite, of shark puns!!
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What happened when the shark got famous?
He became a starfish!
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What do sharks order at McDonald’s?
A quarter flounder with cheese! (uh huh!!)
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Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land!
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How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you! (oh! oh!!!)
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Taco Tragedy – A Funny Song About A Crumbled Taco
TACO TRAGEDY
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Taco in my hand, looking so neat,
Loaded with goodies I’m ready to eat.
Then crack! oh no, what do I see?
You’re falling apart in front of me!
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Taco, oh taco, hold it together!
I wanted a snack, not a food disaster!
Lettuce is leaping, beef’s on the run,
My taco’s crumblin, becoming undone!
Beaver Pun Song – A Song With Beaver Puns and Jokes
BEAVER PUN SONG
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We’re stackin’ up laughs with some beaver puns,
Chewin’ through troubles ’til the work gets done.
With a tail slap here and a chomp for fun,
Life’s better together with these beaver puns!
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What did the beaver say when his home caught fire?
Hot Dam!
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What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
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What did the beaver say to his honey?
What wood I do without you?
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What do you call a hip hop beaver?
A beat-ver!!
Yolk It Up – A Funny Song With Egg Puns And Jokes
YOLK IT UP!
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Oh, the yellow yolk, so bright and bold,
A sunny side up, worth its weight in gold.
Crack a smile, it’s egg-cellent delight,
In the breakfast club, you’re the star of the night.
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Yolk it up, don’t let it break,
Sunny days are here, make no mistake.
Scramble your worries, fry up the cheer,
It’s not a yolk! the fun-shine is here!
Soda Pun Song – A Fizzy Song With Puns And Jokes
SODA PUN SONG
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Soda puns, fizzin’ all night,
Poppin’ off bubbles, feelin’ so right.
We’re sippin’, laughin’, can’t get enough,
Soda puns, yeah, we’re bubblin’ up!
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What do you call a soda scientist?
A fizzy-cist!
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Why do people like fizzy drinks?
They’re soda-licious!
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what do you call a soda that’s not so smart?
So-dum!
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What kind of soda do little dogs like?
Pup-si cola!
Be A Tryger – A Positive Song About Never Giving Up
BE A TRYGER
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They said, “You can’t do it, you’re just too small,”
“You’ll never win, you’ll trip and fall.”
But I took a step, then two, then three,
Now watch me roar – I believe in me!
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Just Be a Try-ger, never give up!
Always be positive, and show your stuff.
With stripes of courage, a heart so strong…
Just Be a Try-ger!! And sing your song!!!
Sheep Pun Song – A Song With Sheep Puns And Jokes
SHEEP PUN SONG
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Sheep puns, we’re never baaad,
The wooliest laughs you’ve ever had!
Don’t run away, flock to the fun,
We’re grazing all day on sheep puns!
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What do you call an exploding sheep?
A baaaaaaamb. (ooooo)
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What do sheep use to measure something?
A wooler.
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How do sheep stay in touch?
They use ewww.mail! (you got mail)
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Why did the sheep start a band?
To make some serious baaaaass!
Fumble Bee – A Funny Song About A Clumsy Bee
FUMBLE BEE
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There’s a bee a buzzin’, he not too smooth,
Got two left wings, he got no groove.
When he tries to land, he makes a guess,
Every time he misses, oh what a mess!
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He’s the Fumble Bee, bouncin’ off the trees,
Knockin over honey jars, scrapin his knees.
Fumblin ‘round the meadow, bumblin through the leaves,
Life is tricky for the Fumble Bee!
Snail Pun Song – A Song With Snail Puns And Jokes
SNAIL PUN SONG
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Snailin’ through life with a go go go,
Every little step is pure slo-mo,
We don’t need speed, we’ve already won,
Just slide to the beat of a snail pun!
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How does a snail answer the phone?
Shello?
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Why don’t snails ever fight?
They always let things slide.
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A snail rode on a turtle’s back.
It said “Wheeeee!”
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What do snails do on their birthday?
They shell-ebrate.
Number Two Groove – A Song For When You Gotta Go
NUMBER TWO GROOVE
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I’m at the club, feelin’ the beat,
Got Shiny shoes on my dancing feet.
Then it hits me, a rumble below,
Oh no, it’s time, I’ve gotta go!
Slide to the left, shuffle to the door,
This ain’t a dance move, I can’t ignore.
Sweatin like I’m under the disco light,
The call of nature no way to fight!
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Get down, get low, do the Number Two Groove,
When duty calls, you gotta move.
Shake it, don’t shart it, find the loo,
A funky rhythm only you can do!
