Tag: funny turtle pun

TURTLE PUNS SONG
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Turtle puns, we’re in no rush,
Life in the slow lane, no need to gush.
Shell-larious laughs in the midday sun,
Turtle puns, we’re just here for fun!
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What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
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What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
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What is a Sea Turtle’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happens when you fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
You get shell-shocked.