Tag: funny tofu song

NOFU
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Tried it steamed, fried, baked, and grilled,
Promised me flavor, but it never fulfilled.
No matter the spice, no matter the sauce,
It’s a texture rebellion, I’m at a loss.
Soy, soy, oh boy, what a lie,
It’s a rubbery sponge, and I don’t know why.
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I’d rather have nofu than tofu,
No bland blocks ruining my stew.
I’ll take an empty plate, it’s true,
I’d rather have nofu than tofu.