Punny Day Blues – A Funny Song About Punny Days

PUNNY DAY BLUES

Wake up groaning, the alarm’s no friend,
The weekend’s over, let the dread begin.
Coffee in hand, I shuffle to my fate,
Mournday blues, the weekly dread…

Dragging my feet, still stuck in the haze,
Bluesday’s here, just another daze.
Yesterday’s dread hasn’t let me go,
Rolling through the motions, goin slo mo.

Soup Pun Song – A Fun Song With Soup Pun & Jokes

SOUP PUN SONG

Soup is on, so warm and right,
Spoon in hand, everything’s bright!
Slurp it up, let your worries fade,
In every bowl, joy is made!

How do you make mi.so happy?
Give me a soup-prise!
What’s the grossest type of soup?
Peeeee Soup…

Stewpendous – A Fun Song For Soup Lovers!

STEWPENDOUS!

Got no beef, I’m noodle-y chill,
Miso happy, life’s a thrill!
Chowder, pho, or ramen bowl,
Soup’s the key to warm my soul.

Oh, you’re soup-er, you’re stew-pendous,
Every sip feels never end us!
When life’s a mess, go grab a spoon
Soup makes everything better soon!

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