Sheep Pun Song – A Song With Sheep Puns And Jokes

SHEEP PUN SONG

Sheep puns, we’re never baaad,
The wooliest laughs you’ve ever had!
Don’t run away, flock to the fun,
We’re grazing all day on sheep puns!

What do you call an exploding sheep?
A baaaaaaamb. (ooooo)

What do sheep use to measure something?
A wooler.

How do sheep stay in touch?
They use ewww.mail! (you got mail)

Why did the sheep start a band?
To make some serious baaaaass!

Baaad To The Bone – A Fun Song About A Baaad Sheep

BAAAD TO THE BONE

Woke up this mornin’, felt the wool on my back,
Mama said, “Follow the herd,” but I’m off the beaten track,
I’m grazin’ where I want, chewin’ on the grass,
While they play it safe, I’m breakin’ the glass!

Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
I don’t follow the flock, I’m on my own,
Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
A renegade ram, I roam and roam!

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