SHEEP PUN SONG
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Sheep puns, we’re never baaad,
The wooliest laughs you’ve ever had!
Don’t run away, flock to the fun,
We’re grazing all day on sheep puns!
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What do you call an exploding sheep?
A baaaaaaamb. (ooooo)
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What do sheep use to measure something?
A wooler.
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How do sheep stay in touch?
They use ewww.mail! (you got mail)
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Why did the sheep start a band?
To make some serious baaaaass!
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Baaad To The Bone – A Fun Song About A Baaad Sheep
BAAAD TO THE BONE
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Woke up this mornin’, felt the wool on my back,
Mama said, “Follow the herd,” but I’m off the beaten track,
I’m grazin’ where I want, chewin’ on the grass,
While they play it safe, I’m breakin’ the glass!
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Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
I don’t follow the flock, I’m on my own,
Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
A renegade ram, I roam and roam!
100+ Sheep Puns And Jokes That Are A Baaamb!
Welcome to the woolly world of sheep puns, where the humor is as soft and fluffy as the subjects themselves! If ewe’ve ever wondered how sheep keep things fun, you’re in for a shear delight. We’ll be grazing through some udderly hilarious jokes, packed with plenty of fleece and fluff. These puns are sure to baa-ring a smile to your face, whether you’re a pun connoisseur or just along for… 100+ Sheep Puns And Jokes That Are A Baaamb!Read more
