Tag: funny fruit song

SMELLS LIKE TEEN LAUNDRY
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Pineapple puns, the zest of the bunch,
Serving up smiles with a tangy crunch.
Crown on top, we’re feeling so fine,
Pineapple puns, they’ll always shine!
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Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice!
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Why did the pineapple giggle?
It was pricklish. (so ticklish)
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Why did the pineapple blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
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Why was the pineapple alone?
Because the banana split. (uh huh)