EXTRA SIDES
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They say, “Time to sweat, get muscles tight,”
I’m grabbin’ tacos.. callin’ it a night.
They’re runnin’ laps… I slide on by,
Pumpin’ ketchup… fries on the side.
Treadmill hums? I won’t ride.
Exercise? Naaaah…. extra…sides!
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Mashed potatoes, gravy glide,
Bench a milkshake, cookies inside.
Skipping the gym, joy’s my guide,
Life is better with extra-sides.
Tag: funny food pun
80+ Sausage Puns And Jokes That Are Frankly Funny
Welcome to the sizzling world of sausage puns, where the humor is always well-seasoned and ready to meat your expectations! Whether you’re grilling up a bratwurst, frying a frankfurter, or savoring some spicy chorizo, sausages aren’t just delicious -they’re prime ingredients for some seriously punny business. You might say these jokes are the wurst… but we all know they’re simply on a roll! So buckle up, because things are about… 80+ Sausage Puns And Jokes That Are Frankly FunnyRead more
60+ Funny Ginger Puns And Jokes To Spice Up Your Day
Ginger may be known as a spice that adds zest to your favorite dishes, but it’s also the star of a colorful pun party! This fiery root has a spicy personality, and just like a ginger in a crowded room, it can’t help but stand out. Did you know that ginger is so versatile it can be found in everything from sushi to gingerbread houses? It’s the only spice that… 60+ Funny Ginger Puns And Jokes To Spice Up Your DayRead more
80+ Cereals-ly Funny Cereal Puns And Jokes
Snap, giggle, crackle, laugh, pop! That’s the sounds you hear in the whimsical world of cereal puns, where breakfast isn’t just a meal; it’s a pun-derful experience! Did you know that Americans eat about 2.7 billion boxes of cereal every year? That’s enough to fill a cereal ocean, where your boat would float on a sea of Frosted Flakes! Cereal puns are the perfect way to make your mornings a… 80+ Cereals-ly Funny Cereal Puns And JokesRead more
40+ Tasty And Funny Salt Puns And Jokes
Welcome to the world of salt puns, where things are bound to get a little salty! Whether you’re shaking things up or just adding a dash of humor, salt puns bring the perfect seasoning to any conversation. I mean, who knew something so small could pack such a punch? Salt is the spice of life – or at least the reason why French fries are worth fighting for. Just like… 40+ Tasty And Funny Salt Puns And JokesRead more
