EXTRA SIDES
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They say, “Time to sweat, get muscles tight,”
I’m grabbin’ tacos.. callin’ it a night.
They’re runnin’ laps… I slide on by,
Pumpin’ ketchup… fries on the side.
Treadmill hums? I won’t ride.
Exercise? Naaaah…. extra…sides!
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Mashed potatoes, gravy glide,
Bench a milkshake, cookies inside.
Skipping the gym, joy’s my guide,
Life is better with extra-sides.
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80+ Sausage Puns And Jokes That Are Frankly Funny
Welcome to the sizzling world of sausage puns, where the humor is always well-seasoned and ready to meat your expectations! Whether you’re grilling up a bratwurst, frying a frankfurter, or savoring some spicy chorizo, sausages aren’t just delicious -they’re prime ingredients for some seriously punny business. You might say these jokes are the wurst… but we all know they’re simply on a roll! So buckle up, because things are about… 80+ Sausage Puns And Jokes That Are Frankly FunnyRead more
