Tag: funny avocado song

AVOCADO PUN SONG
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Avocado, you are the pun I know,
We go together like pit and stone,
With you, I never feel alone,
You’re the tickle to my punny bone.
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What do you call an avocado in church?
Holy Guacamole!
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What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
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What did the avocado say to the duck?
Guac. Guac…
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What music do avocados like?
Guac And Roll!