AVOCADO PUN SONG
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Avocado, you are the pun I know,
We go together like pit and stone,
With you, I never feel alone,
You’re the tickle to my punny bone.
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What do you call an avocado in church?
Holy Guacamole!
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What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
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What did the avocado say to the duck?
Guac. Guac…
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What music do avocados like?
Guac And Roll!
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95+ Funny Avocado Puns Will Avo You Laughing
Avocado puns are the “pit” of all food humor, offering a ripe blend of wit and deliciousness that’s sure to make you guacamole with laughter. These green, creamy fruits not only add a touch of elegance to your dishes but also to your jokes. Ever found yourself saying, “I’m a huge fan of avocados – they totally ‘guac’ my world!” or “Why did the avocado break up with the tomato?… 95+ Funny Avocado Puns Will Avo You LaughingRead more
