Tag: french fry pun

FRENCH FRY PUN SONG
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Fryin’ high on French fry puns,
Crispy laughs, we’re havin’ fun!
Salt it up, I’m so well-done,
Dip in ketchup, one by one.
Life is golden like the sun,
With a side of French fry puns!
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Why did the fry cross the road?
To get to the other side dish.
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What did the fry say when he got in trouble?
I’m fried! (i’m fried!!!!)
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What do french fries do when they meet?
They ketchup!
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Why did the french fry blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing. (uh huh)