FRENCH FRY PUN SONG
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Fryin’ high on French fry puns,
Crispy laughs, we’re havin’ fun!
Salt it up, I’m so well-done,
Dip in ketchup, one by one.
Life is golden like the sun,
With a side of French fry puns!
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Why did the fry cross the road?
To get to the other side dish.
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What did the fry say when he got in trouble?
I’m fried! (i’m fried!!!!)
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What do french fries do when they meet?
They ketchup!
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Why did the french fry blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing. (uh huh)
Tag: food song
Fridgerator Jam – A Fun Song About Jammin’ In The Fridge
FRIDGERATOR JAM
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It’s the Fridgerator jam, we’re bringing the beat,
Droppin’ puns so fresh, it’s the jam we eat!
From top shelf to drawer, we’re keepin’ it tight,
This fridge is alive, fridgerator jam all night!
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The carrots took the mic, said, “We’ve got the vision,
Crunchin’ through the beat with veggie precision.”
Guacamole chipped in, “Let’s dip into the flow,
I’m creamy, dreamy; I’m the star of the show!”
The jam jar jived, said, “Spread me around,
I’m the sweetest MC in this fridge gettin’ down!”
Even leftover pasta joined the rap game,
“I’m tangled in rhymes, but still al-den.te!”
