EXTRA SIDES
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They say, “Time to sweat, get muscles tight,”
I’m grabbin’ tacos.. callin’ it a night.
They’re runnin’ laps… I slide on by,
Pumpin’ ketchup… fries on the side.
Treadmill hums? I won’t ride.
Exercise? Naaaah…. extra…sides!
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Mashed potatoes, gravy glide,
Bench a milkshake, cookies inside.
Skipping the gym, joy’s my guide,
Life is better with extra-sides.