BAAAD TO THE BONE
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Woke up this mornin’, felt the wool on my back,
Mama said, “Follow the herd,” but I’m off the beaten track,
I’m grazin’ where I want, chewin’ on the grass,
While they play it safe, I’m breakin’ the glass!
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Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
I don’t follow the flock, I’m on my own,
Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
A renegade ram, I roam and roam!
Tag: dad pun
Pineapple Pun Song – A Juicy Song With Pineapple Puns
SMELLS LIKE TEEN LAUNDRY
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Pineapple puns, the zest of the bunch,
Serving up smiles with a tangy crunch.
Crown on top, we’re feeling so fine,
Pineapple puns, they’ll always shine!
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Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice!
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Why did the pineapple giggle?
It was pricklish. (so ticklish)
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Why did the pineapple blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
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Why was the pineapple alone?
Because the banana split. (uh huh)
Smells Like Teen Laundry – A Smelly Laundry Song
SMELLS LIKE TEEN LAUNDRY
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Load’s not done, it’s startin’ to smell,
Socks and shirts straight outta hell.
Dirty jeans, they stand on their own,
This laundry pile has overgrown.
Yeah, it’s ripe now—no escape,
Clothes are tryin’ to suffocate.
Febreeze can’t win, it’s all in vain,
I might never wash again.
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Smells like teen laundry,
A sock swamp and funk debris.
Can’t find my bed, lost in this stink,
My clothes have formed a sentient link.
French Fry Pun Song – With French Fry Puns And Jokes
FRENCH FRY PUN SONG
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Fryin’ high on French fry puns,
Crispy laughs, we’re havin’ fun!
Salt it up, I’m so well-done,
Dip in ketchup, one by one.
Life is golden like the sun,
With a side of French fry puns!
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Why did the fry cross the road?
To get to the other side dish.
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What did the fry say when he got in trouble?
I’m fried! (i’m fried!!!!)
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What do french fries do when they meet?
They ketchup!
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Why did the french fry blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing. (uh huh)
Fridgerator Jam – A Fun Song About Jammin’ In The Fridge
FRIDGERATOR JAM
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It’s the Fridgerator jam, we’re bringing the beat,
Droppin’ puns so fresh, it’s the jam we eat!
From top shelf to drawer, we’re keepin’ it tight,
This fridge is alive, fridgerator jam all night!
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The carrots took the mic, said, “We’ve got the vision,
Crunchin’ through the beat with veggie precision.”
Guacamole chipped in, “Let’s dip into the flow,
I’m creamy, dreamy; I’m the star of the show!”
The jam jar jived, said, “Spread me around,
I’m the sweetest MC in this fridge gettin’ down!”
Even leftover pasta joined the rap game,
“I’m tangled in rhymes, but still al-den.te!”
Poop Pun Song – A Stinky Song With Poop Humor
POOP PUN SONG
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Poop, poop puns, we’re crackin’ them out all day,
Droppin’ laughs like bombs, in a stinky way,
Poop puns, can’t hold ‘em in, no way,
Flushin’ out the fun, let those poop puns spray!
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Why do people hate poop jokes?
Because they kinda stink.
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Why did the toilet paper stop in the middle of the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
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Why did the toilet cry?
She got dumped.
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What did one toilet bowl say to the other?
You looked flushed.
Bacon And Eggs – A Fun Song For Bacon And Eggs Lovers
BACON & EGGS
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Woke up this morning, my stomach’s on fire,
Something’s sizzling, that’s my desire.
Bacon’s poppin’, eggs in the pan,
I’m the breakfast master, I’m the fryin’ man!
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Bacon and eggs, they’re the breakfast kings,
The greasy fuel, they give you wings.
Fried or baked, it’s a real good show,
With bacon and eggs, you’re ready to go! (Oh yeaaah!)
Bacon and eggs, don’t you dare delay,
It’s the best way to start your day!
Bacon and eggs, come get your fix,
Every bite’s got that perfect mix!
Banana Pun Song – A Fun Banana Pun & Joke Song
BANANA PUN SONG
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Everybody likes a banana pun
It’s got appeal and they’re just so fun
Laugh and dance is how banana puns make you feel
Coz banana puns are for real
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How do bananas answer the phone?
Yellow there.
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Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
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What kinds of jokes do bananas like?
Side-splitting ones.
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Why did the banana get so many Valentines?
Because it was really sweet.
Extra Sides – A Song About Extra Sides, NOT Exercise!
EXTRA SIDES
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They say, “Time to sweat, get muscles tight,”
I’m grabbin’ tacos.. callin’ it a night.
They’re runnin’ laps… I slide on by,
Pumpin’ ketchup… fries on the side.
Treadmill hums? I won’t ride.
Exercise? Naaaah…. extra…sides!
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Mashed potatoes, gravy glide,
Bench a milkshake, cookies inside.
Skipping the gym, joy’s my guide,
Life is better with extra-sides.
You’re My Extra Cheese – A Cheesy Love Song
YOU’RE MY EXTRA CHEESE
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Baby, you’re my pepperoni dream,
Hot and fresh, you make my heart scream.
Like gooey mozzarella on a Friday night,
With every bite, you feel so right.
You’re the dip to my nacho, the sauce on my fry,
When I see your face, I just wanna cry.
But in a good way, you know what I mean!
‘Coz loving you feels like melted cuisine.
