TURBO JOE
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There’s a snail named Turbo Joe,
Fastest shell you’ll ever know!
Zooms through dirt, no time to chill,
Always moving, never still.
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Turbo Joe he won’t go slo,
Fast or faster, no slo-mo,
Leaves a trail, watch him glow,
Zoomin’ fast, Go Turbo Joe!
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Turtle Pun Song – A Turtley Fun Pun Song
TURTLE PUNS SONG
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Turtle puns, we’re in no rush,
Life in the slow lane, no need to gush.
Shell-larious laughs in the midday sun,
Turtle puns, we’re just here for fun!
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What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
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What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
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What is a Sea Turtle’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happens when you fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
You get shell-shocked.
From My Head Tomatoes – A Ketchup Lover’s Song
FROM MY HEAD TOMA-TOES
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Rise and shine, I reach for the bottle,
Ketchup on eggs, that’s my breakfast model.
I don’t need no mustard, no mayo for me,
I’m a ketchup lover, it’s my destiny!
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I love ketchup from my head toma-toes,
I’ll be pourin’ it on, wherever I goes!
Hot dog, fries, burgers, too,
Ketchup’s the key to all that I do!
Avocado Pun Song – A Song With Avocado Puns And Jokes
AVOCADO PUN SONG
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Avocado, you are the pun I know,
We go together like pit and stone,
With you, I never feel alone,
You’re the tickle to my punny bone.
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What do you call an avocado in church?
Holy Guacamole!
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What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
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What did the avocado say to the duck?
Guac. Guac…
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What music do avocados like?
Guac And Roll!
NOFU – A Funny Anti Tofu Song
NOFU
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Tried it steamed, fried, baked, and grilled,
Promised me flavor, but it never fulfilled.
No matter the spice, no matter the sauce,
It’s a texture rebellion, I’m at a loss.
Soy, soy, oh boy, what a lie,
It’s a rubbery sponge, and I don’t know why.
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I’d rather have nofu than tofu,
No bland blocks ruining my stew.
I’ll take an empty plate, it’s true,
I’d rather have nofu than tofu.
Bee Pun Song – A Buzzy Song With Bee Puns And Jokes
BEE PUN SONG
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Bee puns, bee puns, buzzing all day!
Oozin with fun in a honey-sweet way.
Hive no doubt, we’re gonna have fun,
Life’s just buzzin with a good bee pun!
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Why do bees hum?
They always forget the words.
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Why did the bee get married?
He found his honey!!!
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What’s a bee’s favourite Shakespeare quote?
TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE
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What do you say to a prankster bee?
Quit pollen my leg.
Baaad To The Bone – A Fun Song About A Baaad Sheep
BAAAD TO THE BONE
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Woke up this mornin’, felt the wool on my back,
Mama said, “Follow the herd,” but I’m off the beaten track,
I’m grazin’ where I want, chewin’ on the grass,
While they play it safe, I’m breakin’ the glass!
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Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
I don’t follow the flock, I’m on my own,
Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
A renegade ram, I roam and roam!
Pineapple Pun Song – A Juicy Song With Pineapple Puns
SMELLS LIKE TEEN LAUNDRY
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Pineapple puns, the zest of the bunch,
Serving up smiles with a tangy crunch.
Crown on top, we’re feeling so fine,
Pineapple puns, they’ll always shine!
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Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice!
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Why did the pineapple giggle?
It was pricklish. (so ticklish)
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Why did the pineapple blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
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Why was the pineapple alone?
Because the banana split. (uh huh)
Smells Like Teen Laundry – A Smelly Laundry Song
SMELLS LIKE TEEN LAUNDRY
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Load’s not done, it’s startin’ to smell,
Socks and shirts straight outta hell.
Dirty jeans, they stand on their own,
This laundry pile has overgrown.
Yeah, it’s ripe now—no escape,
Clothes are tryin’ to suffocate.
Febreeze can’t win, it’s all in vain,
I might never wash again.
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Smells like teen laundry,
A sock swamp and funk debris.
Can’t find my bed, lost in this stink,
My clothes have formed a sentient link.
French Fry Pun Song – With French Fry Puns And Jokes
FRENCH FRY PUN SONG
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Fryin’ high on French fry puns,
Crispy laughs, we’re havin’ fun!
Salt it up, I’m so well-done,
Dip in ketchup, one by one.
Life is golden like the sun,
With a side of French fry puns!
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Why did the fry cross the road?
To get to the other side dish.
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What did the fry say when he got in trouble?
I’m fried! (i’m fried!!!!)
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What do french fries do when they meet?
They ketchup!
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Why did the french fry blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing. (uh huh)
