FRIDGERATOR JAM
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It’s the Fridgerator jam, we’re bringing the beat,
Droppin’ puns so fresh, it’s the jam we eat!
From top shelf to drawer, we’re keepin’ it tight,
This fridge is alive, fridgerator jam all night!
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The carrots took the mic, said, “We’ve got the vision,
Crunchin’ through the beat with veggie precision.”
Guacamole chipped in, “Let’s dip into the flow,
I’m creamy, dreamy; I’m the star of the show!”
The jam jar jived, said, “Spread me around,
I’m the sweetest MC in this fridge gettin’ down!”
Even leftover pasta joined the rap game,
“I’m tangled in rhymes, but still al-den.te!”
Tag: dad joke
Poop Pun Song – A Stinky Song With Poop Humor
POOP PUN SONG
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Poop, poop puns, we’re crackin’ them out all day,
Droppin’ laughs like bombs, in a stinky way,
Poop puns, can’t hold ‘em in, no way,
Flushin’ out the fun, let those poop puns spray!
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Why do people hate poop jokes?
Because they kinda stink.
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Why did the toilet paper stop in the middle of the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
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Why did the toilet cry?
She got dumped.
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What did one toilet bowl say to the other?
You looked flushed.
Bacon And Eggs – A Fun Song For Bacon And Eggs Lovers
BACON & EGGS
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Woke up this morning, my stomach’s on fire,
Something’s sizzling, that’s my desire.
Bacon’s poppin’, eggs in the pan,
I’m the breakfast master, I’m the fryin’ man!
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Bacon and eggs, they’re the breakfast kings,
The greasy fuel, they give you wings.
Fried or baked, it’s a real good show,
With bacon and eggs, you’re ready to go! (Oh yeaaah!)
Bacon and eggs, don’t you dare delay,
It’s the best way to start your day!
Bacon and eggs, come get your fix,
Every bite’s got that perfect mix!
Banana Pun Song – A Fun Banana Pun & Joke Song
BANANA PUN SONG
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Everybody likes a banana pun
It’s got appeal and they’re just so fun
Laugh and dance is how banana puns make you feel
Coz banana puns are for real
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How do bananas answer the phone?
Yellow there.
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Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
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What kinds of jokes do bananas like?
Side-splitting ones.
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Why did the banana get so many Valentines?
Because it was really sweet.
Extra Sides – A Song About Extra Sides, NOT Exercise!
EXTRA SIDES
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They say, “Time to sweat, get muscles tight,”
I’m grabbin’ tacos.. callin’ it a night.
They’re runnin’ laps… I slide on by,
Pumpin’ ketchup… fries on the side.
Treadmill hums? I won’t ride.
Exercise? Naaaah…. extra…sides!
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Mashed potatoes, gravy glide,
Bench a milkshake, cookies inside.
Skipping the gym, joy’s my guide,
Life is better with extra-sides.
You’re My Extra Cheese – A Cheesy Love Song
YOU’RE MY EXTRA CHEESE
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Baby, you’re my pepperoni dream,
Hot and fresh, you make my heart scream.
Like gooey mozzarella on a Friday night,
With every bite, you feel so right.
You’re the dip to my nacho, the sauce on my fry,
When I see your face, I just wanna cry.
But in a good way, you know what I mean!
‘Coz loving you feels like melted cuisine.
Pancake Pun Song With Pancake Puns & Jokes
PANCAKE PUN SONG
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Pancake puns, flippin’ all day,
Stackin’ up smiles in a pancake way,
Butter it up, we’re just havin’ fun,
Life’s so sweet with pancake puns!
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Why do giants use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
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How do you make a pancake smile?
You butter him up! (you’re lookin yummy!)
Punny Day Blues – A Funny Song About Punny Days
PUNNY DAY BLUES
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Wake up groaning, the alarm’s no friend,
The weekend’s over, let the dread begin.
Coffee in hand, I shuffle to my fate,
Mournday blues, the weekly dread…
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Dragging my feet, still stuck in the haze,
Bluesday’s here, just another daze.
Yesterday’s dread hasn’t let me go,
Rolling through the motions, goin slo mo.
Soup Pun Song – A Fun Song With Soup Pun & Jokes
SOUP PUN SONG
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Soup is on, so warm and right,
Spoon in hand, everything’s bright!
Slurp it up, let your worries fade,
In every bowl, joy is made!
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How do you make mi.so happy?
Give me a soup-prise!
What’s the grossest type of soup?
Peeeee Soup…
