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Be A Tryger – A Positive Song About Never Giving Up

FUMBLE BEE
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They said, “You can’t do it, you’re just too small,”
“You’ll never win, you’ll trip and fall.”
But I took a step, then two, then three,
Now watch me roar – I believe in me!
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Just Be a Try-ger, never give up!
Always be positive, and show your stuff.
With stripes of courage, a heart so strong…
Just Be a Try-ger!! And sing your song!!!

Sheep Pun Song – A Song With Sheep Puns And Jokes

SHEEP PUN SONG
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Sheep puns, we’re never baaad,
The wooliest laughs you’ve ever had!
Don’t run away, flock to the fun,
We’re grazing all day on sheep puns!
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What do you call an exploding sheep?
A baaaaaaamb. (ooooo)
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What do sheep use to measure something?
A wooler.
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How do sheep stay in touch?
They use ewww.mail! (you got mail)
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Why did the sheep start a band?
To make some serious baaaaass!

Fumble Bee – A Funny Song About A Clumsy Bee

FUMBLE BEE
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There’s a bee a buzzin’, he not too smooth,
Got two left wings, he got no groove.
When he tries to land, he makes a guess,
Every time he misses, oh what a mess!
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He’s the Fumble Bee, bouncin’ off the trees,
Knockin over honey jars, scrapin his knees.
Fumblin ‘round the meadow, bumblin through the leaves,
Life is tricky for the Fumble Bee!

Snail Pun Song – A Song With Snail Puns And Jokes

SNAIL PUN SONG
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Snailin’ through life with a go go go,
Every little step is pure slo-mo,
We don’t need speed, we’ve already won,
Just slide to the beat of a snail pun!
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How does a snail answer the phone?
Shello?
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Why don’t snails ever fight?
They always let things slide.
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A snail rode on a turtle’s back.
It said “Wheeeee!”
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What do snails do on their birthday?
They shell-ebrate.

Number Two Groove – A Song For When You Gotta Go

NUMBER TWO GROOVE
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I’m at the club, feelin’ the beat,
Got Shiny shoes on my dancing feet.
Then it hits me, a rumble below,
Oh no, it’s time, I’ve gotta go!
Slide to the left, shuffle to the door,
This ain’t a dance move, I can’t ignore.
Sweatin like I’m under the disco light,
The call of nature no way to fight!
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Get down, get low, do the Number Two Groove,
When duty calls, you gotta move.
Shake it, don’t shart it, find the loo,
A funky rhythm only you can do!

Spider Pun Song – A Song With Spider Puns And Jokes

SPIDER PUN SONG
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Arach n Rollin, spinnin’ all night,
Eight legs groovin’, everything’s tight!
Caught in the rhythm, no need to run
Wrapped up in silk and spider puns!
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What did the spider say to the fly?
Pleased to eat you!
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What do you get when you cross a spider and corn?
Cobwebs.
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How do spiders communicate on the internet?
They use their webcam.
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What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall.

Crooked Banana – A Song About Accepting Yourself

CROOKED BANANA
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There once was a banana, with a little twist,
Crooked in the middle, hard for folks to miss.
He wasn’t straight and narrow, but he didn’t mind,
Dancing to his own beat, one of a kind.
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Oh, crooked banana, bending to the tune,
Twisting in the sunlight, dancing with the moon.
In a world of straight lines, you stand out so free,
Crooked banana, just be what you wanna be.

Butter Pun Song – A Fun Song With Butter Puns And Jokes

BUTTER PUN SONG
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Butter puns, yellow and bright,
Golden laughs in every bite,
Spreadin’ joy ’til the day is done,
Nothin’ better than butter puns!
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Why did the guy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see the butterfly.
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Why was there bread and butter on the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
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Why did the butter cross the road?
To get to the other slice! (uh huh)
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How do you make a pancake smile?
Butter it up! (yeah butter me up!)

Soap Pun Song – A Bubbly Soap Pun And Joke Song

SOAP PUN SONG
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Soap puns, soap puns, can’t rinse ’em away,
They’re foamy, they’re bubbly, they’re here to stay!
Soap puns, soap puns, suds in the brain,
Rinse, repeat, and do it again!
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What do you call clean music?
A soap opera.
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Who stole the soap from the bathtub?
The robber ducky.
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How do soap bubble say goodbye?
See you lather!
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Why did the soap blush?
Because you were so dirty!