Tag: beaver pun

BEAVER PUN SONG
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We’re stackin’ up laughs with some beaver puns,
Chewin’ through troubles ’til the work gets done.
With a tail slap here and a chomp for fun,
Life’s better together with these beaver puns!
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What did the beaver say when his home caught fire?
Hot Dam!
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What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
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What did the beaver say to his honey?
What wood I do without you?
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What do you call a hip hop beaver?
A beat-ver!!