CROOKED BANANA
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There once was a banana, with a little twist,
Crooked in the middle, hard for folks to miss.
He wasn’t straight and narrow, but he didn’t mind,
Dancing to his own beat, one of a kind.
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Oh, crooked banana, bending to the tune,
Twisting in the sunlight, dancing with the moon.
In a world of straight lines, you stand out so free,
Crooked banana, just be what you wanna be.
Tag: banana song
Banana Pun Song – A Fun Banana Pun & Joke Song
BANANA PUN SONG
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Everybody likes a banana pun
It’s got appeal and they’re just so fun
Laugh and dance is how banana puns make you feel
Coz banana puns are for real
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How do bananas answer the phone?
Yellow there.
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Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
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What kinds of jokes do bananas like?
Side-splitting ones.
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Why did the banana get so many Valentines?
Because it was really sweet.
