CROOKED BANANA
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There once was a banana, with a little twist,
Crooked in the middle, hard for folks to miss.
He wasn’t straight and narrow, but he didn’t mind,
Dancing to his own beat, one of a kind.
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Oh, crooked banana, bending to the tune,
Twisting in the sunlight, dancing with the moon.
In a world of straight lines, you stand out so free,
Crooked banana, just be what you wanna be.
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Banana Pun Song – A Fun Banana Pun & Joke Song
BANANA PUN SONG
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Everybody likes a banana pun
It’s got appeal and they’re just so fun
Laugh and dance is how banana puns make you feel
Coz banana puns are for real
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How do bananas answer the phone?
Yellow there.
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Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
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What kinds of jokes do bananas like?
Side-splitting ones.
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Why did the banana get so many Valentines?
Because it was really sweet.
100+ Funny Banana Puns That Will Drive You Bananas
Welcome to a world where things are about to get a-peeling! If you’ve ever slipped on a banana peel (or maybe just heard about it in cartoons), you already know that bananas are naturally funny. But what if we told you the jokes don’t stop at physical comedy? That’s right—this humble yellow fruit has plenty of pun-tential. Now, before you split, let’s get to the root of why banana puns… 100+ Funny Banana Puns That Will Drive You BananasRead more
