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This is a funny song about a taco tragedy!
TACO TRAGEDY
Verse 1
Taco in my hand, looking so neat,
Loaded with goodies I’m ready to eat.
Then crack! oh no, what do I see?
You’re falling apart in front of me!
Chorus
Taco, oh taco, hold it together!
I wanted a snack, not a food disaster!
Lettuce is leaping, beef’s on the run,
My taco’s crumblin, becoming undone!
Verse 2
Guac on my pants, salsa on the floor,
Cheese in my sleeve can’t take any more!
Why do you break when I need you most?
Now you’re just crumbs, you’re taco toast.
Chorus
Taco, oh taco, hold it together!
I wanted a snack, not a food disaster!
Lettuce is leaping, beef’s on the run,
My taco’s crumblin, becoming undone!
Repeat Chorus
Verse 3
The shell’s in pieces, sour cream’s in flight,
Tomato’s rolling right outta sight.
I scoop what I can and give it a try…
But now it’s just salad. Taco, goodbye.
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Repeat Chorus
Goodbye, taco, you tried your best,
Now I’m just here, a salsa-stained mess.
