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Here’s a fun tune to listen to in the bath tub! Have a bubbly time!
SOAP PUN SONG
Chorus
Soap puns, soap puns, can’t rinse ’em away,
They’re foamy, they’re bubbly, they’re here to stay!
Soap puns, soap puns, suds in the brain,
Rinse, repeat, and do it again!
Verse 1
What do you call clean music?
A soap opera.
Who stole the soap from the bathtub?
The robber ducky.
How do soap bubble say goodbye?
See you lather!
Why did the soap blush?
Because you were so dirty!
Chorus
Soap puns, soap puns, can’t rinse ’em away,
They’re foamy, they’re bubbly, they’re here to stay!
Soap puns, soap puns, suds in the brain,
Rinse, repeat, and do it again!
[Verse 2]
Who’s the cleanest super-hero?
Soap-erman!
How do you make bubbles happy?
Give them a soap-prise!
What do you call fast soap?
Soap-ersonic!
Why was the soap always careful?
It would lather be safe than sorry!
Chorus
Soap puns, soap puns, can’t rinse ’em away,
They’re foamy, they’re bubbly, they’re here to stay!
Soap puns, soap puns, suds in the brain,
Rinse, repeat, and do it again!
Verse 3
How do you know soap is happy?
They’re bubbling with excitement!
Why did the bubble avoid black cats?
It was soap-erstitious.
Why did the mouse like soap?
It wanted to be squeeky clean.
What did the soap say when it got home?
Foam sweet foam!
Chorus
Soap puns, soap puns, can’t rinse ’em away,
They’re foamy, they’re bubbly, they’re here to stay!
Soap puns, soap puns, suds in the brain,
Rinse, repeat, and do it again!
Repeat Chorus
Soap puns, Rinse, repeat, and do it again!
Soap puns, Rinse, repeat, and do it again!
Soap puns, Rinse, repeat, and do it again!
