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SNAIL PUN SONG
Chorus
Snailin’ through life with a go go go,
Every little step is pure slo-mo,
We don’t need speed, we’ve already won,
Just slide to the beat of a snail pun!
Verse 1
How does a snail answer the phone?
Shello?
Why don’t snails ever fight?
They always let things slide.
A snail rode on a turtle’s back.
It said “Wheeeee!”
What do snails do on their birthday?
They shell-ebrate.
Chorus
Snailin’ through life with a go go go,
Every little step is pure slo-mo,
We don’t need speed, we’ve already won,
Just slide to the beat of a snail pun!
Verse 2
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor.
Why do French people eat so many snails?
Because they dont like fast food.
What do snails become when they die?
Escar.ghosts.
What’s a snail’s favorite kind of racing?
Drag racing.
Chorus
Snailin’ through life with a go go go,
Every little step is pure slo-mo,
We don’t need speed, we’ve already won,
Just slide to the beat of a snail pun!
Verse 3
What’s a snail’s favorite exercise?
Slowga.
What game do snails like?
Slime and seek.
Why do snails never make good secret agents?
They always leave a trail.
What kind of music do snails like?
Slow jams.
Chorus
Snailin’ through life with a go go go,
Every little step is pure slo-mo,
We don’t need speed, we’ve already won,
Just slide to the beat of a snail pun!
Repeat Chorus
Slidin to the beat of a snail pun!
Slidin to the beat of a snail pun!
