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If you’re a fan of stinky puns, here’s a poop pun song that should leave you flushed with laughter!
POOP PUN SONG
Chorus
Poop, poop puns, we’re crackin’ them out all day,
Droppin’ laughs like bombs, in a stinky way,
Poop puns, can’t hold ‘em in, no way,
Flushin’ out the fun, let those poop puns spray!
Verse 1
Why do people hate poop jokes?
Because they kinda stink.
Why did the toilet paper stop in the middle of the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why did the toilet cry?
She got dumped.
What did one toilet bowl say to the other?
You looked flushed.
Chorus
Poop, poop puns, we’re crackin’ them out all day,
Droppin’ laughs like bombs, in a stinky way,
Poop puns, can’t hold ‘em in, no way,
Flushin’ out the fun, let those poop puns spray!
Verse 2
Why were there candles on a toilet seat?
It was a surprise birthday potty.
What did the poop say to the fart?
You blow me away.
What are surfers afraid of?
Sharts.
What comes after the second poop?
The turd one.
Chorus
Poop, poop puns, we’re crackin’ them out all day,
Droppin’ laughs like bombs, in a stinky way,
Poop puns, can’t hold ‘em in, no way,
Flushin’ out the fun, let those poop puns spray!
Verse 3
How do constipated math teachers poop?
They work it out with a pencil.
Why were the baker’s hands stinky?
He kneaded a poo.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet bowl?
He was looking for Pooh!
How stinky is bear poop?
Un-bear-able.
Chorus
Poop, poop puns, we’re crackin’ them out all day,
Droppin’ laughs like bombs, in a stinky way,
Poop puns, can’t hold ‘em in, no way,
Flushin’ out the fun, let those poop puns spray!
Repeat Chorus
Poop, poop puns, we’re crackin’ them out all day,
Droppin’ laughs like bombs, in a stinky way,
Poop puns, can’t hold ‘em in, no way,
Flushin’ out the fun, let those poop puns spray!
