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This is a reggae flavored tune juiced up with pineapple puns and jokes. Happy listening!
PINEAPPLE PUN SONG
Chorus
Pineapple puns, the zest of the bunch,
Serving up smiles with a tangy crunch.
Crown on top, we’re feeling so fine,
Pineapple puns, they’ll always shine!
Verse 1
Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice!
Why did the pineapple giggle?
It was pricklish. (so ticklish)
Why did the pineapple blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
Why was the pineapple alone?
Because the banana split. (uh huh)
Chorus
Pineapple puns, the zest of the bunch,
Serving up smiles with a tangy crunch.
Crown on top, we’re feeling so fine,
Pineapple puns, they’ll always shine!
Verse 2
What do you call a pineapple that plays trumpet!
Tooty Fruity!
Why was the pineapple wearing sunglasses?
It was a bright and sunny fruit! (so hot)
Why don’t pineapples get bothered?
They’re a tropi-cool fruit!
Why did the pineapple break up with the banana?
The banana was too a-peeling! (oh yeah)
Chorus
Pineapple puns, the zest of the bunch,
Serving up smiles with a tangy crunch.
Crown on top, we’re feeling so fine,
Pineapple puns, they’ll always shine!
Verse 3
What did the pineapple say to the coconut?
You’re crack me up!
What do you call a hot pineapple?
Fine-apple. (you’re lookin fine…)
What happens when you step on a pineapple?
You get a pain-apple.
What’s a pineapple’s favorite sport?
Fruitball! (uh huh)
Chorus
Pineapple puns, the zest of the bunch,
Serving up smiles with a tangy crunch.
Crown on top, we’re feeling so fine,
Pineapple puns, they’ll always shine!
Repeat Chorus
Pineapple puns, the zest of the bunch,
Serving up smiles with a tangy crunch.
Crown on top, we’re feeling so fine,
Pineapple puns, they’ll always shine!
Have a happy, happy, happy day!
