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If you think “tofu” and go “YUCK!”, then this song is for you!
NOFU
Verse 1
Tried it steamed, fried, baked, and grilled,
Promised me flavor, but it never fulfilled.
No matter the spice, no matter the sauce,
It’s a texture rebellion, I’m at a loss.
Soy, soy, oh boy, what a lie,
It’s a rubbery sponge, and I don’t know why.
Chorus
I’d rather have nofu than tofu,
No bland blocks ruining my stew.
I’ll take an empty plate, it’s true,
I’d rather have nofu than tofu.
Verse 2
“Protein-packed,” yeah, I’ve heard it all,
But I’d trade that cube for a meatball.
It crumbles, it wiggles, it mocks my taste,
Eating tofu feels like such a waste.
Blend it, marinate it, still a no-go,
Why it’s a food, I’ll never know.
Chorus
I’d rather have nofu than tofu,
No bland blocks ruining my stew.
I’ll take an empty plate, it’s true,
I’d rather have nofu than tofu.
Bridge
Call me picky, I’ll wear that crown,
But tofu’s the reason I’m frownin’ down.
I’ve tried to like it, I gave it a chance,
But every bite’s a flavorless dance.
Chorus
I’d rather have nofu than tofu,
No bland blocks ruining my stew.
I’ll take an empty plate, it’s true,
I’d rather have nofu than tofu.
So keep your soy, I’m good with my bread,
Tofu’s not for me, I’ve made my bed.
I’m in the nofu zone, and I’m staying strong,
No tofu for me—end of the song!
