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Here’s a french fry pun song with french fry puns and jokes. Enjoy!
FRENCH FRY PUN SONG
Chorus
Fryin’ high on French fry puns,
Crispy laughs, we’re havin’ fun!
Salt it up, I’m so well-done,
Dip in ketchup, one by one.
Life is golden like the sun,
With a side of French fry puns!
Verse 1
What’s french fries life motto?
Fry and fry again!
What’s a potato’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day. (Fry day!!!)
What type of movies do french fries like?
Frightening ones.
Why did the french fry win the race?
It was fast food! (so fast!!!)
Chorus
Fryin’ high on French fry puns,
Crispy laughs, we’re havin’ fun!
Salt it up, I’m so well-done,
Dip in ketchup, one by one.
Life is golden like the sun,
With a side of French fry puns!
Verse 2
Why did the fry cross the road?
To get to the other side dish.
What did the fry say when he got in trouble?
I’m fried! (i’m fried!!!!)
What do french fries do when they meet?
They ketchup!
Why did the french fry blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing. (uh huh)
Bridge
Dip it low, let’s have a blast,
French fry puns are here to last!
Sizzling hot, we’re on a roll,
French fry fun for every soul!
Chorus
Fryin’ high on French fry puns,
Crispy laughs, we’re havin’ fun!
Salt it up, I’m so well-done,
Dip in ketchup, one by one.
Life is golden like the sun,
With a side of French fry puns!
Verse 3
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry.
What do frogs like to eat in Paris?
French flies! (ewwwww)
What do you call a little french fry?
Fry baby!!
What did the boy fry say to the girl fry?
Time fries when I’m with you! (awwwww)
Chorus
Fryin’ high on French fry puns,
Crispy laughs, we’re havin’ fun!
Salt it up, I’m so well-done,
Dip in ketchup, one by one.
Life is golden like the sun,
With a side of French fry puns!
Repeat Chorus
Fryin’ high on French fry puns,
Crispy laughs, we’re havin’ fun!
Salt it up, I’m so well-done,
Dip in ketchup, one by one.
Life is golden like the sun,
With a side of French fry puns!
Life is golden like the sun,
With a side of French fry puns!
