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Here’s a fun song for all who love Extra Sides, NOT EXERCISE! Hope it tickles your punny bone!
EXTRA SIDES
Verse 1
They say, “Time to sweat, get muscles tight,”
I’m grabbin’ tacos.. callin’ it a night.
They’re runnin’ laps… I slide on by,
Pumpin’ ketchup… fries on the side.
Treadmill hums? I won’t ride.
Exercise? Naaaah…. extra…sides!
Chorus
Mashed potatoes, gravy glide,
Bench a milkshake, cookies inside.
Skipping the gym, joy’s my guide,
Life is better with extra-sides.
Verse 2
“Spin at dawn!” they proudly shout,
But biscuits and dreams are what I’m about.
“Push through pain!” they cheer in stride,
I’m pushin’ fries, no guilt inside.
Treadmill hums? I won’t ride.
Exercise? Naaaah…. extra…sides!
Chorus
Mashed potatoes, gravy glide,
Bench a milkshake, cookies inside.
Skipping the gym, joy’s my guide,
Life is better with extra-sides.
Bridge
While you squat, I’ll hit this pie,
Lifting spoons up to the sky.
Exercise? Nah, I’ve already replied
Just keep bringin’ those extra-sides!
Chorus
Mashed potatoes, gravy glide,
Bench a milkshake, cookies inside.
Skipping the gym, joy’s my guide,
Life is better with extra-sides.
Repeat Chorus
Mashed potatoes, gravy glide,
Bench a milkshake, cookies inside.
Skipping the gym, joy’s my guide,
Life is better with extra-sides.
Life’s just better with extra-sides.
