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Here’s a rockin’ tune about Turbo Joe, a not so slow snail!
TURBO JOE
Verse 1
There’s a snail named Turbo Joe,
Fastest shell you’ll ever know!
Zooms through dirt, no time to chill,
Always moving, never still.
Chorus
Turbo Joe he won’t go slo,
Fast or faster, no slo-mo,
Leaves a trail, watch him glow,
Zoomin’ fast, Go Turbo Joe!
Verse 2
Other snails? They waaaay too slow,
Joe’s got speed, he steals the show!
Slips and slides, no brakes in sight,
Gone before you say goodnight!
Chorus
Turbo Joe he won’t go slo,
Fast or faster, no slo-mo,
Leaves a trail, watch him glow,
Zoomin’ fast, Go Turbo Joe!
Verse 3
Through the rain, sun and shade,
Joe’s the king of the snail parade!
Butterflies can’t match his pace,
Turbo Joe just loves the race!
Chorus
Turbo Joe he won’t go slo,
Fast or faster, no slo-mo,
Leaves a trail, watch him glow,
Zoomin’ fast, Go Turbo Joe!
Repeat Chorus
Zoomin’ Fast! Go Turbo Joe!
Zoomin’ Fast! Go Turbo Joe!
