SOAP PUN SONG
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Soap puns, soap puns, can’t rinse ’em away,
They’re foamy, they’re bubbly, they’re here to stay!
Soap puns, soap puns, suds in the brain,
Rinse, repeat, and do it again!
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What do you call clean music?
A soap opera.
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Who stole the soap from the bathtub?
The robber ducky.
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How do soap bubble say goodbye?
See you lather!
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Why did the soap blush?
Because you were so dirty!
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Turbo Joe – A Song About A Not So Slow Snail
TURBO JOE
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There’s a snail named Turbo Joe,
Fastest shell you’ll ever know!
Zooms through dirt, no time to chill,
Always moving, never still.
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Turbo Joe he won’t go slo,
Fast or faster, no slo-mo,
Leaves a trail, watch him glow,
Zoomin’ fast, Go Turbo Joe!
Turtle Pun Song – A Turtley Fun Pun Song
TURTLE PUNS SONG
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Turtle puns, we’re in no rush,
Life in the slow lane, no need to gush.
Shell-larious laughs in the midday sun,
Turtle puns, we’re just here for fun!
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What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
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What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
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What is a Sea Turtle’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happens when you fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
You get shell-shocked.
Avocado Pun Song – A Song With Avocado Puns And Jokes
AVOCADO PUN SONG
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Avocado, you are the pun I know,
We go together like pit and stone,
With you, I never feel alone,
You’re the tickle to my punny bone.
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What do you call an avocado in church?
Holy Guacamole!
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What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
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What did the avocado say to the duck?
Guac. Guac…
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What music do avocados like?
Guac And Roll!
NOFU – A Funny Anti Tofu Song
NOFU
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Tried it steamed, fried, baked, and grilled,
Promised me flavor, but it never fulfilled.
No matter the spice, no matter the sauce,
It’s a texture rebellion, I’m at a loss.
Soy, soy, oh boy, what a lie,
It’s a rubbery sponge, and I don’t know why.
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I’d rather have nofu than tofu,
No bland blocks ruining my stew.
I’ll take an empty plate, it’s true,
I’d rather have nofu than tofu.
Baaad To The Bone – A Fun Song About A Baaad Sheep
BAAAD TO THE BONE
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Woke up this mornin’, felt the wool on my back,
Mama said, “Follow the herd,” but I’m off the beaten track,
I’m grazin’ where I want, chewin’ on the grass,
While they play it safe, I’m breakin’ the glass!
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Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
I don’t follow the flock, I’m on my own,
Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
A renegade ram, I roam and roam!
Soup Pun Song – A Fun Song With Soup Pun & Jokes
SOUP PUN SONG
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Soup is on, so warm and right,
Spoon in hand, everything’s bright!
Slurp it up, let your worries fade,
In every bowl, joy is made!
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How do you make mi.so happy?
Give me a soup-prise!
What’s the grossest type of soup?
Peeeee Soup…
Stewpendous – A Fun Song For Soup Lovers!
STEWPENDOUS!
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Got no beef, I’m noodle-y chill,
Miso happy, life’s a thrill!
Chowder, pho, or ramen bowl,
Soup’s the key to warm my soul.
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Oh, you’re soup-er, you’re stew-pendous,
Every sip feels never end us!
When life’s a mess, go grab a spoon
Soup makes everything better soon!
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70+ Funny Snail Puns And Jokes That Are Shell-arious
Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round as we dive into the slow and slimy world of snails! You might say we’re about to take things at a snail’s pace, but trust me, this is going to be a shell of a time. These little critters might not be the fastest movers on the planet, but they sure know how to leave a trail of laughter behind them. So, as we embark… 70+ Funny Snail Puns And Jokes That Are Shell-ariousRead more
