EXTRA SIDES
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They say, “Time to sweat, get muscles tight,”
I’m grabbin’ tacos.. callin’ it a night.
They’re runnin’ laps… I slide on by,
Pumpin’ ketchup… fries on the side.
Treadmill hums? I won’t ride.
Exercise? Naaaah…. extra…sides!
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Mashed potatoes, gravy glide,
Bench a milkshake, cookies inside.
Skipping the gym, joy’s my guide,
Life is better with extra-sides.
Category: Food
You’re My Extra Cheese – A Cheesy Love Song
YOU’RE MY EXTRA CHEESE
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Baby, you’re my pepperoni dream,
Hot and fresh, you make my heart scream.
Like gooey mozzarella on a Friday night,
With every bite, you feel so right.
You’re the dip to my nacho, the sauce on my fry,
When I see your face, I just wanna cry.
But in a good way, you know what I mean!
‘Coz loving you feels like melted cuisine.
Pancake Pun Song With Pancake Puns & Jokes
PANCAKE PUN SONG
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Pancake puns, flippin’ all day,
Stackin’ up smiles in a pancake way,
Butter it up, we’re just havin’ fun,
Life’s so sweet with pancake puns!
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Why do giants use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
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How do you make a pancake smile?
You butter him up! (you’re lookin yummy!)
Punny Day Blues – A Funny Song About Punny Days
PUNNY DAY BLUES
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Wake up groaning, the alarm’s no friend,
The weekend’s over, let the dread begin.
Coffee in hand, I shuffle to my fate,
Mournday blues, the weekly dread…
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Dragging my feet, still stuck in the haze,
Bluesday’s here, just another daze.
Yesterday’s dread hasn’t let me go,
Rolling through the motions, goin slo mo.
Soup Pun Song – A Fun Song With Soup Pun & Jokes
SOUP PUN SONG
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Soup is on, so warm and right,
Spoon in hand, everything’s bright!
Slurp it up, let your worries fade,
In every bowl, joy is made!
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How do you make mi.so happy?
Give me a soup-prise!
What’s the grossest type of soup?
Peeeee Soup…
Stewpendous – A Fun Song For Soup Lovers!
STEWPENDOUS!
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Got no beef, I’m noodle-y chill,
Miso happy, life’s a thrill!
Chowder, pho, or ramen bowl,
Soup’s the key to warm my soul.
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Oh, you’re soup-er, you’re stew-pendous,
Every sip feels never end us!
When life’s a mess, go grab a spoon
Soup makes everything better soon!
140+ Kebab Puns And Jokes To Stick-le Your Funny Bone
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80+ Nut-terly Hilarious and Sweet Nougat Puns And Jokes
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60+ Udon Puns And Jokes Udon Wanna Miss Out On
Get ready for oodles of noodle funnies, because today’s puns and jokes are all about the Japanese udon! We’ve got looooong jokes, short one-liners, and everything in between for you to slurp up! Did you know that food historians think that the Japanese udon was most likely originated in China? The earliest versions of probable resembled more of a dumpling that a long thin strand, and the noodle was only… 60+ Udon Puns And Jokes Udon Wanna Miss Out OnRead more
130+ Juice Puns And Jokes That Are Juice So Funny
Are juice feeling a little stressy? A little depressy? Need something zesty? Good news! Juice puns are like a refreshing glass of orange juice on a hot summer day – they’re zesty, uplifting, and sometimes just a little too pulp-y! Did you know that juice was once considered a luxury item? In the 18th century, only the rich could afford fresh-squeezed juice because it required a lot of fruit and… 130+ Juice Puns And Jokes That Are Juice So FunnyRead more
