BUTTER PUN SONG
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Butter puns, yellow and bright,
Golden laughs in every bite,
Spreadin’ joy ’til the day is done,
Nothin’ better than butter puns!
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Why did the guy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see the butterfly.
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Why was there bread and butter on the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
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Why did the butter cross the road?
To get to the other slice! (uh huh)
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How do you make a pancake smile?
Butter it up! (yeah butter me up!)
Category: Food
Wheat A Little Help From My Friends – A Teamwork Song
WHEAT A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
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I’m just a grain, but never alone,
I got friends, the best I ever known.
Sugar brings sweetness, and butter’s divine,
Together we’re golden, a loaf that shines.
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Oh, I will rise, fluff up high,
Wheat a little help from my friends.
Dough to loaf, turnin’ tasty,
Wheat a little help from my friends!
Oh, I will rise, fluff up high,
Wheat a little help from my friends.
Dough to loaf, turnin’ tasty,
Wheat a little help from my friends!
From My Head Tomatoes – A Ketchup Lover’s Song
FROM MY HEAD TOMA-TOES
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Rise and shine, I reach for the bottle,
Ketchup on eggs, that’s my breakfast model.
I don’t need no mustard, no mayo for me,
I’m a ketchup lover, it’s my destiny!
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I love ketchup from my head toma-toes,
I’ll be pourin’ it on, wherever I goes!
Hot dog, fries, burgers, too,
Ketchup’s the key to all that I do!
Avocado Pun Song – A Song With Avocado Puns And Jokes
AVOCADO PUN SONG
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Avocado, you are the pun I know,
We go together like pit and stone,
With you, I never feel alone,
You’re the tickle to my punny bone.
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What do you call an avocado in church?
Holy Guacamole!
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What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
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What did the avocado say to the duck?
Guac. Guac…
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What music do avocados like?
Guac And Roll!
NOFU – A Funny Anti Tofu Song
NOFU
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Tried it steamed, fried, baked, and grilled,
Promised me flavor, but it never fulfilled.
No matter the spice, no matter the sauce,
It’s a texture rebellion, I’m at a loss.
Soy, soy, oh boy, what a lie,
It’s a rubbery sponge, and I don’t know why.
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I’d rather have nofu than tofu,
No bland blocks ruining my stew.
I’ll take an empty plate, it’s true,
I’d rather have nofu than tofu.
Pineapple Pun Song – A Juicy Song With Pineapple Puns
SMELLS LIKE TEEN LAUNDRY
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Pineapple puns, the zest of the bunch,
Serving up smiles with a tangy crunch.
Crown on top, we’re feeling so fine,
Pineapple puns, they’ll always shine!
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Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice!
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Why did the pineapple giggle?
It was pricklish. (so ticklish)
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Why did the pineapple blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
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Why was the pineapple alone?
Because the banana split. (uh huh)
French Fry Pun Song – With French Fry Puns And Jokes
FRENCH FRY PUN SONG
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Fryin’ high on French fry puns,
Crispy laughs, we’re havin’ fun!
Salt it up, I’m so well-done,
Dip in ketchup, one by one.
Life is golden like the sun,
With a side of French fry puns!
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Why did the fry cross the road?
To get to the other side dish.
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What did the fry say when he got in trouble?
I’m fried! (i’m fried!!!!)
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What do french fries do when they meet?
They ketchup!
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Why did the french fry blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing. (uh huh)
Bacon And Eggs – A Fun Song For Bacon And Eggs Lovers
BACON & EGGS
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Woke up this morning, my stomach’s on fire,
Something’s sizzling, that’s my desire.
Bacon’s poppin’, eggs in the pan,
I’m the breakfast master, I’m the fryin’ man!
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Bacon and eggs, they’re the breakfast kings,
The greasy fuel, they give you wings.
Fried or baked, it’s a real good show,
With bacon and eggs, you’re ready to go! (Oh yeaaah!)
Bacon and eggs, don’t you dare delay,
It’s the best way to start your day!
Bacon and eggs, come get your fix,
Every bite’s got that perfect mix!
Banana Pun Song – A Fun Banana Pun & Joke Song
BANANA PUN SONG
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Everybody likes a banana pun
It’s got appeal and they’re just so fun
Laugh and dance is how banana puns make you feel
Coz banana puns are for real
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How do bananas answer the phone?
Yellow there.
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Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
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What kinds of jokes do bananas like?
Side-splitting ones.
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Why did the banana get so many Valentines?
Because it was really sweet.
Extra Sides – A Song About Extra Sides, NOT Exercise!
EXTRA SIDES
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They say, “Time to sweat, get muscles tight,”
I’m grabbin’ tacos.. callin’ it a night.
They’re runnin’ laps… I slide on by,
Pumpin’ ketchup… fries on the side.
Treadmill hums? I won’t ride.
Exercise? Naaaah…. extra…sides!
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Mashed potatoes, gravy glide,
Bench a milkshake, cookies inside.
Skipping the gym, joy’s my guide,
Life is better with extra-sides.
