NUMBER TWO GROOVE
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I’m at the club, feelin’ the beat,
Got Shiny shoes on my dancing feet.
Then it hits me, a rumble below,
Oh no, it’s time, I’ve gotta go!
Slide to the left, shuffle to the door,
This ain’t a dance move, I can’t ignore.
Sweatin like I’m under the disco light,
The call of nature no way to fight!
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Get down, get low, do the Number Two Groove,
When duty calls, you gotta move.
Shake it, don’t shart it, find the loo,
A funky rhythm only you can do!
Category: Cute
Soap Pun Song – A Bubbly Soap Pun And Joke Song
SOAP PUN SONG
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Soap puns, soap puns, can’t rinse ’em away,
They’re foamy, they’re bubbly, they’re here to stay!
Soap puns, soap puns, suds in the brain,
Rinse, repeat, and do it again!
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What do you call clean music?
A soap opera.
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Who stole the soap from the bathtub?
The robber ducky.
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How do soap bubble say goodbye?
See you lather!
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Why did the soap blush?
Because you were so dirty!
Smells Like Teen Laundry – A Smelly Laundry Song
SMELLS LIKE TEEN LAUNDRY
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Load’s not done, it’s startin’ to smell,
Socks and shirts straight outta hell.
Dirty jeans, they stand on their own,
This laundry pile has overgrown.
Yeah, it’s ripe now—no escape,
Clothes are tryin’ to suffocate.
Febreeze can’t win, it’s all in vain,
I might never wash again.
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Smells like teen laundry,
A sock swamp and funk debris.
Can’t find my bed, lost in this stink,
My clothes have formed a sentient link.
Fridgerator Jam – A Fun Song About Jammin’ In The Fridge
FRIDGERATOR JAM
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It’s the Fridgerator jam, we’re bringing the beat,
Droppin’ puns so fresh, it’s the jam we eat!
From top shelf to drawer, we’re keepin’ it tight,
This fridge is alive, fridgerator jam all night!
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The carrots took the mic, said, “We’ve got the vision,
Crunchin’ through the beat with veggie precision.”
Guacamole chipped in, “Let’s dip into the flow,
I’m creamy, dreamy; I’m the star of the show!”
The jam jar jived, said, “Spread me around,
I’m the sweetest MC in this fridge gettin’ down!”
Even leftover pasta joined the rap game,
“I’m tangled in rhymes, but still al-den.te!”
Poop Pun Song – A Stinky Song With Poop Humor
POOP PUN SONG
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Poop, poop puns, we’re crackin’ them out all day,
Droppin’ laughs like bombs, in a stinky way,
Poop puns, can’t hold ‘em in, no way,
Flushin’ out the fun, let those poop puns spray!
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Why do people hate poop jokes?
Because they kinda stink.
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Why did the toilet paper stop in the middle of the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
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Why did the toilet cry?
She got dumped.
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What did one toilet bowl say to the other?
You looked flushed.
Stewpendous – A Fun Song For Soup Lovers!
STEWPENDOUS!
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Got no beef, I’m noodle-y chill,
Miso happy, life’s a thrill!
Chowder, pho, or ramen bowl,
Soup’s the key to warm my soul.
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Oh, you’re soup-er, you’re stew-pendous,
Every sip feels never end us!
When life’s a mess, go grab a spoon
Soup makes everything better soon!
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110+ Orangutan Puns And Jokes You’ll Ape-ppreciate
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Welcome to the world of yellow puns, where humor is as bright and sunny as a summer’s day! If you’re a fan of wordplay and love to sprinkle a little sunshine into your conversations, you’ve come to the right place. Yellow puns are all about embracing the fun and joy that this vibrant color brings, adding a dash of whimsy and a splash of laughter to your day. Now, before… 120+ Yellow Puns And Jokes To Brighten Up Your DayRead more
