FUMBLE BEE
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They said, “You can’t do it, you’re just too small,”
“You’ll never win, you’ll trip and fall.”
But I took a step, then two, then three,
Now watch me roar – I believe in me!
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Just Be a Try-ger, never give up!
Always be positive, and show your stuff.
With stripes of courage, a heart so strong…
Just Be a Try-ger!! And sing your song!!!
Category: Animals
Sheep Pun Song – A Song With Sheep Puns And Jokes
SHEEP PUN SONG
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Sheep puns, we’re never baaad,
The wooliest laughs you’ve ever had!
Don’t run away, flock to the fun,
We’re grazing all day on sheep puns!
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What do you call an exploding sheep?
A baaaaaaamb. (ooooo)
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What do sheep use to measure something?
A wooler.
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How do sheep stay in touch?
They use ewww.mail! (you got mail)
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Why did the sheep start a band?
To make some serious baaaaass!
Snail Pun Song – A Song With Snail Puns And Jokes
SNAIL PUN SONG
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Snailin’ through life with a go go go,
Every little step is pure slo-mo,
We don’t need speed, we’ve already won,
Just slide to the beat of a snail pun!
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How does a snail answer the phone?
Shello?
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Why don’t snails ever fight?
They always let things slide.
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A snail rode on a turtle’s back.
It said “Wheeeee!”
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What do snails do on their birthday?
They shell-ebrate.
Turbo Joe – A Song About A Not So Slow Snail
TURBO JOE
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There’s a snail named Turbo Joe,
Fastest shell you’ll ever know!
Zooms through dirt, no time to chill,
Always moving, never still.
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Turbo Joe he won’t go slo,
Fast or faster, no slo-mo,
Leaves a trail, watch him glow,
Zoomin’ fast, Go Turbo Joe!
Turtle Pun Song – A Turtley Fun Pun Song
TURTLE PUNS SONG
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Turtle puns, we’re in no rush,
Life in the slow lane, no need to gush.
Shell-larious laughs in the midday sun,
Turtle puns, we’re just here for fun!
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What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
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What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
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What is a Sea Turtle’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happens when you fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
You get shell-shocked.
Bee Pun Song – A Buzzy Song With Bee Puns And Jokes
BEE PUN SONG
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Bee puns, bee puns, buzzing all day!
Oozin with fun in a honey-sweet way.
Hive no doubt, we’re gonna have fun,
Life’s just buzzin with a good bee pun!
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Why do bees hum?
They always forget the words.
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Why did the bee get married?
He found his honey!!!
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What’s a bee’s favourite Shakespeare quote?
TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE
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What do you say to a prankster bee?
Quit pollen my leg.
Baaad To The Bone – A Fun Song About A Baaad Sheep
BAAAD TO THE BONE
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Woke up this mornin’, felt the wool on my back,
Mama said, “Follow the herd,” but I’m off the beaten track,
I’m grazin’ where I want, chewin’ on the grass,
While they play it safe, I’m breakin’ the glass!
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Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
I don’t follow the flock, I’m on my own,
Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
A renegade ram, I roam and roam!
100 Island Puns And Jokes To Drive You Coconuts
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110+ Orangutan Puns And Jokes You’ll Ape-ppreciate
Hey there, how’s it hangin’? Has your day been swingin’? Today’s puns and jokes are about the tree-dwelling Orangutans of Southeast Asia! Orangutans share about 97% of the same DNA as us, they’re one of our closest relatives. It’s no surprise, though – “orangutan” comes from Austronesian languages like Malay and Indonesian, and it literally means “People (or Person) of the Jungle”. “Orang”, means person or people and “Hutan”, means… 110+ Orangutan Puns And Jokes You’ll Ape-ppreciateRead more
80+ Firefly Puns And Jokes To Spark Laughter
Fireflies, or lightning bugs, are bioluminescent winged beetles. They use their light to communicate with other fireflies, usually to find mates. When a male firefly wants to call for a mate, he flashes his blinky behind every six seconds or so near the ground since most female fireflies can’t fly. The female firefly finds the male, and if they’re both from the same species…whoo! Sparks will fly! Fireflies are also,… 80+ Firefly Puns And Jokes To Spark LaughterRead more
